January 7, 2008
The Old Couple
An older couple was driving on the freeway and a traffic cop pulled them over.The cop said to the guy, “Let me see your license.”
Well, the lady being slightly hard of hearing said, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”
“He said that he want to see my license” her husband replied.
The cop then explained, “I stopped you because you have a tail light burned out.”
Again, the lady screamed “WHAT DID HE SAY??”
And her husband told her, “He said that I had a light burned out.”
After looking at the man’s licence, the cop leaned into the car and said, “I see you’re from El Paso. You know, the worst sex that I ever had in my life was in El Paso.”
And once more the wife yelled, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”
To which her husband replied, “He says he thinks he knows you!”
