Archive for January, 2008
January 26, 2008
Men seeking Beckham effect go wild for Boyzilians - Intimate waxing is gaining popularity among males gay and straight, salons say
It wasn’t the first thing most people noticed when they saw the posters of David Beckham modelling a new range of designer underpants. But once they had finished inspecting the xylophone stomach muscles, cooed at the snug fit of his briefs and imagined themselves as the object of his come-hither look, their eyes were drawn to the footballer’s upper and inner thighs. They looked awfully smooth. Had he … he hadn’t, had he? … done his bikini line?
No one could confirm yesterday whether the former England captain had been operating some kind of “border control” or whether it was airbrushing that kept his pants line neat. But if he had been doing some DIY, for once he is not starting a trend, but following it.
All over the country more and more men (gay and straight alike) are marching into beauty salons and demanding a “Boyzilian“, or as one Yorkshire-based salon bills it, “the Full Monty”. In other words, the complete or near-complete removal of hair in intimate areas using wax. If you have £120 to spare, you can even get it done in Harrods, in the Refinery spa.
January 23, 2008
WOULD EDDIE MURPHY WAIT FOR HER TO MAKE UP HER MIND?
Never before have I written one of these “help” letters. I feel silly, but sometimes an outside opinion is best.
Tracee had just gotten out of a failing relationship. The day after she broke up with the guy, we went out on a date. Things went well, but I cautioned that if she needed to take time to get over the breakup, to please take it. She declined all three times I asked.
We did a lot together. She would call to talk to me all the time. All advances were made by her, other than the fact that I planned a whole day for her birthday. About six weeks into it she asked me to be her boyfriend. I was hesitant, but felt that if she asked she must really want to be with me. I agreed. But some days later she told me she was confused, hasn’t had time to herself, and wanted to meet new people (she’s 20 and I’m 22), but didn’t want to hurt me so she felt it was best we just played the dating scene for a while.
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January 8, 2008
Macdonalds love story
A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald’s one cold winter evening.
They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.
Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking: “Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!”
The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.
The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.
There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.
The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
He placed one half in front of his wife.
Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.
Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. - ” They were used to sharing everything .”
Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn’t eaten a thing.
She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink.
A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.
The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.
As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.
After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, “Ma’am, why aren’t you eating. You said that you share everything. What is it that you are waiting for?”
She answered “THE TEETH”
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The Old Couple
An older couple was driving on the freeway and a traffic cop pulled them over.The cop said to the guy, “Let me see your license.”
Well, the lady being slightly hard of hearing said, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”
“He said that he want to see my license” her husband replied.
The cop then explained, “I stopped you because you have a tail light burned out.”
Again, the lady screamed “WHAT DID HE SAY??”
And her husband told her, “He said that I had a light burned out.”
After looking at the man’s licence, the cop leaned into the car and said, “I see you’re from El Paso. You know, the worst sex that I ever had in my life was in El Paso.”
And once more the wife yelled, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”
To which her husband replied, “He says he thinks he knows you!”
January 5, 2008
The Love Mattress: Modern Sleeping Solutions for Couples
Sleeping entwined with another is a novel concept, but there’s always the problem of that extra arm. Where does one put it? Mehdi Mojtabvi’s Love Mattress offers a simple solution for the chronic limp arm that often results from sleeping while wrapped in a prolonged embrace.
Mojtabvi has studied the embracing styles of couples while in bed and has confirmed what we all know — that having your arm flattened under your partner’s body for prolonged periods of cuddling isn’t exactly comfortable. What’s more, it may even prove detrimental to your health! Technically speaking, it puts abnormal pressure on the muscles, blood vessels and nerves, and over time can result in a condition termed “radial neuropathy,” whose symptoms include weakness in wrist dorsiflexion and finger extension. Love’s sweet embrace can be painfulLove’s sweet embrace can be painful.
Finally, an answer to this age-old predicament has arrived! Winner of the red dot design concept award in 2007, the idea of the Love Mattress is simple: A solid unit makes up the middle portion of the bed, with several adjoining strips of foam connected at either end. Between these slats one can drop their shoulder or arm, allowing for a much more comfortable sleeping position while remaining all snuggled up.
Each polyurethane-injected foam strip is covered with a smooth fabric which allows for easy sliding, and after assembly the whole mattress can be covered with a standard bed linen. Not only is it good for sharing with another, but it also works for other positions, like stomach sleeping, where you can let your foot dip into the gaps.
So, say goodbye to that slack arm. Right now it’s still only a concept, but if the Love Mattress hits production mode you’ll be good to go for hours of fine spooning action.
Found at red dot
