Archive for March, 2006

The Jewish Genie

The Jewish GenieAn Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie.

BUT this was no ordinary genie. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies.

“Vell kid,” said the genie, “you know how it voiks. You got three vishes.” (Read the article)

Did Nick Notice Changes In Jessica Before She Dumped Him?

Did Nick Notice Changes In Jessica Before She Dumped Him?My wife of five years, Cassia, and I recently separated, with plans for a divorce. We have had our ups and downs, mainly due to financial problems with neither of us budgeting well. We also have a two-year-old daughter.

About six months ago, I noticed something different about Cassia. She changed her clothing (more sexy), eye color (contacts), and hairstyle (again, more sexy). I thought nothing of it at first, but there was more distance between us. She wanted to go clubbing with her new female friend from work every weekend instead of being at home. Then I discovered text messages that I found out later were between her and an ex-boyfriend. She said they were just friends, but when I mentioned the messages she reacted very angrily. She lied three different times about who this “other man” was, and now says she made it all up to make me angry. (Read the article)

Grow Yourself, Grow Your Relationship

Grow Yourself, Grow Your RelationshipHi, I am very interested in your help on this.

I met my girlfriend freshman year in high school for the first time. We are currently in our junior year of high school and we have been going out for almost four months. We talk about how we will always be together and how we are going to go to college together. I am starting to trust her more now and I know that I am in love with her, and she has said the same to me. We spend almost all of our time together and I really want the best for both of us.

I want to marry her someday. I think about her all the time and I always want her to be happy and safe no matter what. I would do anything for her. I want to know how I can add more to this relationship and keep it going forever until I die. I truly love her with all my heart and would give my life for her for anything. (Read the article)

Diet and Skin Care

Diet and Skin CareThere’s a rather worn-out saying, which goes like this: you are what you eat. Not surprisingly, the cheap soundbite appearance serves as a mask for a deeper truth, since any skin care professional would tell you that diet is crucial for maintaining a healthy skin. Many skin conditions are caused by diets that actually starve the body instead of bringing in the much-needed vitamins and minerals.

Your skin cannot function properly without the daily supply of vitamins, among which the most important are Vitamin A, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B7, Vitamin C, Vitamin D and Vitamin E. (Read the article)

What The Cost Of Laser Hair Removal Can Mean For Your Treatment

What The Cost Of Laser Hair Removal Can Mean For Your TreatmentMany people looking for a permanent or long-term way to remove unwanted body hair look to the laser hair removal procedure. This popular procedure removes the hair relatively quickly, and for a much longer period of time than the traditional methods of hair removal, such as shaving or waxing. Practitioners promise to swiftly remove of hair at the root, and pledge that your hair will grow back at a very slow rate. However, if you are looking at laser hair removal as a long-term answer to your unwanted body hair problem, it is vital that you know all research all characteristics of the procedure, from knowing the basic principles behind it to knowing what to look for in a trustworthy practitioner to perform the procedure for you, and especially what the approximate cost of laser hair removal will be for you. (Read the article)

How Does Hef Keep Them From Coming On Too Heavy?

How Does Hef Keep Them From Coming On Too Heavy?First of all, thank you for all the great advice! I recently purchased your Dating Dictionary. “The System” has helped me more than I could even have hoped. But I hope you can help me more now.

I’ve been following your guidelines strictly with the girls I date. Their Interest Levels are above 50% or higher. But whenever I’ve succeeded in getting past the first three dates, something happens. After about two months of dating them, they start saying “I love you,” or “I feel like I’ve known you forever.”

Which might sound great, but how can someone “love” you after just two months of knowing you? And the worst thing is that they expect me to say, “I love you” in return, or to become further committed to them. At this level, I’ve already asked them not to date anyone else (they all agreed). But to me, that’s entirely different from what they expect: they e-mail or text- message me several times a day (expecting a response for every single message, of course), expect me to call them every single day, etc. I don’t acquiesce to their demands, however.

I’ve told all these girls the same thing, which is that a two-month “love” is still too fragile for me to blindly dive into something deeper, and that I’m not comfortable with all this smothering from them, either. By the way, I never let these discussions get heated up (I keep it light and funny). (Read the article)

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