Archive for September, 2005

How to Answer Sexual Questions from Single Women

When on a date a woman may ask you how many women you have slept with. She may just be curious or she may want to find out if you are a player.

What should your answer be? Well, if you have slept with a lot of women, don’t tell her. Just tell her that you are very selective in whom you go to bed with and don’t believe in sleeping around or one-night stands. Even if you have to tell white lies, don’t reveal to her how many women you have slept with. At least, not in the beginning. Once you have been dating awhile, then you can reveal more intimate details about your sex life. Just don’t reveal too much. (Read the article)

Men

The subject of men from a female perspective.

1. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

2. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

3. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they’re really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him. (Read the article)

HOW DID SINATRA HANDLE THE MARRIED ONES?

First of all, let me say that I’ve been reading your columns for a couple of months now and find your perspective unique and very interesting. I don’t know if it will work with every problem a guy has with women, but your writing is certainly lively and funny. It’s nice to find a love doctor who actually has a sense of humor!

Anyway, I have a peculiar problem I was hoping you might be able to help me with. I was recently widowed (six months ago) after decades of marriage. I knew my wife’s death was coming, but it was still a shock. I think I might still be in a state of shock, frankly, and because of that I’m reluctant to even approach a woman. (Read the article)

The Better Part of Discretion

What’s up brother?

I’m a 24 year-old man in the process of reading your 2nd book again. I’ve come a long way but am trying to get a better grasp on some of the conversation stuff, and trying to program myself act more “manly.”

Anyway, there’s a girl at work who I just discovered is single and who’s since been increasingly flirty with me. Without being to presumptuous, I think I even caught her talking on the phone about me today. We’ve get along well and she’s told me last Saturday that she thinks I’m hot, so naturally my “don’t be a dumbass” alarm went off. Though a nice girl, she is definitely a socializer and a big gossip queen which makes me skeptical about her intentions (i.e. possible Attention Whore?). Likewise, this works against my perception of an “ideal woman.” (Read the article)

How Different Cultures Handle Losing Their Virginity

Virginity has become an obsolete concept in modern Western society, allowing young women to experiment with their sexuality while their male counterparts are doing the same. This actually results in a healthier more well-adjusted sexual identity later in life. However, virginity has not totally left the modern scene. Many cultures are still upholding the value of virginity or pre-marital chastity, mainly on the basis of predominant religious concepts. (Read the article)

Employee Evaluation Comments

For everyone who has ever had an evaluation - just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations.

1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig.”

2. “I would not allow this employee to breed.”

3. “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.” (Read the article)

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